i can drink so many fucking wine coolers and feel straight, but i still prefer beer/liquor ;P
(Source: samuraichickenslice, via partyrehab)
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane, via kaelahbee)
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